I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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