Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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