yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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