awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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