She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
pop tarts are not kleenex
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So. Much. Porn.
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