dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It's rum buckets o'clock
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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