i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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