So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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