i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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