Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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