it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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