i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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