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You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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