He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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