i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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