You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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