There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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