I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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