we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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