"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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