Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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