glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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