It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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