My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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