did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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