omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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