Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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