When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Randomize
