SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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