He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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