I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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