she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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