3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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