No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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