but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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