Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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