There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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