Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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