normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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