Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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