We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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