Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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