i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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