Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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