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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

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  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?

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• (415): View more from California

  we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"

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  communist

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?

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• (718): View more from New York

  Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?

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  Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.

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