grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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