Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm always down for nudity.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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