wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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go home
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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