bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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