Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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