If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the day after is always just damage control
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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