"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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