Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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