super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
just found out that she named her cat after me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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